boycott 2012

I'll sacrifice my blogs aesthetic. He doesn't deserve a photo upload.

From Roland Emmerich, the silly-puddy brain that brought you blockbuster farces like Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow & 10,000 BC, comes 2012. Just watched the new trailer and... Alright, I'm a resolute believer in the necessity of everything in the grand transition toward infinity, but a part of me savors the idea of this fellow ceasing to exist.

His movies are so pomo they give my soulpower hairline fractures. Dear Roland Emmerich, have you no sense of responsibility or integrity? How can you so shamelessly polarize such exigent issues, in popcorn flicks intended for the mass no less. Is your mind heartless?

The postmodern retrograde irony is on his Wiki bio under "advocacy" he's worked to raise awareness on Climate Change. Maybe it's some sort of strange, counter-intuitive manifestation of being gay and raised in Germany that cultivated the vain, ended machismo in Emmerich's films. Not sure, never been to Germany. Wiki informs us that he goes through four cig packs a day, let's hope that inhalation takes its toll soon... No no, c'mon that's messed up. Let's hope he retires from the craft, or learns a thing or two about life. Preferably the latter.

In summation, listen here, 2012 is real in its vital symbolism, but the end of the world's not anytime soon. 2012 is whether we consummate this great work or not, whether we embody humanity. And if we don't succeed in this mission, well lads, that's far worse than being extinct.

I suggest we BOYCOTT the 2012 movie when it drops in theaters, NOT rent it on DVD and definitely NOT at your local Blockbuster, and only watch it FREE streaming online, if only out of sheer curiosity and disdain.

...this was by far the most spiteful blog I've ever written, so I apologize to Roland Emmerich. Albeit unsympathetically. Must be reading too much Vice mag lately... Oh yeah, PS:

Dear Vice Magazine, MAN UP.